This show wasn’t horrible, but it didn’t even come close to meeting my expectations. If West wasn’t emotionally ready to perform, he should have continued his string of cancellations

This begs the question: Do we expect too much from our musical idols?

Part of me thinks I'm being too hard on West. After all the trauma he's experienced in the past week, why should I expect him to give 100%? He absolutely deserves to spend time with his wife and children after what they've had to go through.

Another part of me thinks that I, someone who paid a lot of money to experience a supposedly amazing concert, has every right to be annoyed that the show was less than ideal. I would much rather have waited a few more months for West to put on one of his legendary performances instead of sit through a rushed concert that he probably didn't want to put on in the first place.

Coldplay at Solider Field -- July 24, 2016

Despite how grossly cliche it is, one of my favorite movies is "Almost Famous".  A standout moment in this film is the blink-and-you'll-miss-it David Bowie scene. Penny Lane, Will, and the rest of Stillwater's entourage arrive at a hotel where hundreds of David Bowie fans are waiting in the lobby for Bowie to arrive. They're sporting Aladdin Sane makeup and shiny spandex clothing reminiscent of Bowie himself. When Bowie enters the building, the crowd goes crazy and quickly start screaming and chasing him. (He escapes into an elevator unscathed.) 

As someone who is very nostalgic for the glamorous rock n roll lifestyles of yesteryear, I have always been intrigued by arena rock. Arena rock is much more than just a rock show. It's a large scale event that takes place in a huge venue where thousands of people pay a substantial sum of money to scream all the words to all their favorite songs by a very popular band. Adoring fans wear puffy painted shirts and carry signs they made on huge pieces of posterboard. It's a celebration of a musician's artistry as much as it is a concert.

In today's music climate, there are very few contemporary artists, much less rock bands, who can fill an entire arena. Last night I witnessed the biggest rock concert I've ever been to. I went to a Coldplay show.

COLDPLAY??? GROSS!!!!!! You like Coldplay??? I thought you were into GOOD music. Ugh. Coldplay is the kid who takes gym class way too seriously. Coldplay tries too hard to be U2. Coldplay doesn't even have any good songs. Chris Martin is soooo up his own ass. Coldplay sucks!!!!!!

Coldplay is a rock band that is very often shit on by casual and passionate music fans alike. They are a band that people love to recreationally hate. Conversely, a band that is so despised by so many was able to sell out two nights at Chicago's Soldier Field... The same enormous venue that Beyonce, arguably the most popular contemporary American musician, was able to sell out two nights back in May.

It's no secret that rock and roll is taking  the slow train to its grave. Beyonce is more of a Bowie than Coldplay will ever dream of being. At her May gig, I saw tons of people with painted signs about how much they slay and homemade shirts about having hot sauce in their bag (swag) - sights very reminiscent of the aforementioned Almost Famous scene.

Beyonce is loved very very much and has made countless huge impacts on contemporary culture. While Beyonce is able to pull off an arena concert with ease, she is not arena rock. This is where Coldplay steps in.

Soldier Field is by far the biggest venue I've been to in my twenty years as a music fan. I don't believe there is any rock musician who has released new music within the past five years that could fill a venue as huge as Soldier Field - not once, but twice.  I've been to other large rock concerts (Fleetwood Mac at the BMO Harris Bradley Center and Paul McCartney at Miller Park are two standouts), but they were no comparison in size or grandeur to Coldplay.

Was Coldplay's concert anywhere close to my fantasies of 1970s arena rock shows? No. Was it good anyway? Yeah. Coldplay gave wristbands to every attendee that glowed in sync to the songs. When Chris Martin was belting out the words to "Yellow", the audience was a twinkling sea of yellow lights. It was as much about the aesthetics as it was about the music. They played all their hits ("Clocks", "Sky Full of Stars", "Fix You") and seemed genuinely happy to be in the presence of thousands of fans.

Now, I bet you're wondering: Wait, so you actually like Coldplay? You betcha! Coldplay is one of the first rock bands I ever loved. The two first CDs I remember buying at age 11 are The Beatles' "1" and Coldplay's "Viva La Vida". The first song I ever learned how to play on any instrument is "Clocks" on piano. When my family purchased infamous late 2000s video game craze Rock Band, my band was called Hotplay. I would not be the pretentious, music obsessed, UP MY OWN ASS piece of garbage aspiring music writer I am today without Coldplay. They introduced me to the world of alternative indie rock (long, long after they were alternative and/or indie, of course).
 
I am a proud Coldplay fan, and it even hurts ME to say this: Coldplay is probably the biggest contemporary rock band in the world right now. Despite their music being, uh, soft, they exemplify many qualities of the greatest arena rock bands of the 1970s. Their concert featured intricate fireworks, flames, and lights. They have anthemic ballads that the whole crowd knew every word to. Their music is often played on Top 40 stations alongside the likes of the today's biggest pop and R&B stars.

I don't want to turn this into a "Is Rock And Roll Officially Dead?" piece because I really don't believe that it is. Contemporary rock is at its most indie point in decades. It's best experienced at smaller venues to smaller crowds. Arena rock is slowly becoming a distant memory of rock and roll's peak. We may never have another rock band who can fill a 61,500 seat venue two nights in a row. 

Next month I'll be seeing Bruce Springsteen, one of the most beloved rock stars of all time (as well as one of the forefathers of Arena Rock). He'll be playing at the United Center, a venue that fits a measly 20,500 people. According to my math, that is only 16% of the two night Coldplay crowd. 

Yikes. 

Milwaukee, *Bruce Springsteen voice*, my hometown, is also home to "The World's Largest Music Festival". My parents have been taking me to Summerfest for as long as I can remember. I definitely don't enjoy it nearly as much as I used to, but because I Love Live Music!, I keep going back.

I went a total of four times this year. Yikes.

Weird Al

I saw Weird Al at Summerfest last year, and it was great. This year, he played THE EXACT SAME SET, IN THE EXACT SAME ORDER, WITH THE EXACT SAME COSTUME CHANGES. I understand that he's old and that his schtick probably requires a lot of planning, but I was expecting at least a few slight differences. He does still perform quite well and has certainly kept his WEIRDNESS over the years. Also, is there anything purer in this world than people who know all the words to DEEP CUT Weird Al songs? I really don't think so. 

Violent Femmes

On July 7, my friends and I went to Summerfest begrudgingly. We were supposed to go to see Bully in Green Bay, but no one wanted to drive. We instead went to see the Violent Femmes, and in hindsight, I wish I would have just fucking drove. Because walking around Summerfest is exhausting and expensive, we decided to wait by the stage as soon as we got there. The Femmes had support from two other Milwaukee bands, Brett Newski and Midwest Death Rattle. Brett Newski was like watching a Fountains of Wayne tribute band that wouldn't stop talking in between songs. Midwest Death Rattle had fucking horns. There are no horns in rock n roll.

I should have just assumed that the two boring openers would have foreshadowed a boring headliner, but I like to be optimistic, you know? Well, I'm never doing that again. The Violent Femmes played well, but they were DULL AS HELL. They didn't seem very happy to be there. They barely said anything at all. They opened with their biggest hit "Blister In The Sun", a very tacky move. They then continued to play a bunch of songs that I've never heard. It didn't look like anyone in the audience had ever heard them either. After they played my favorite song "Prove My Love", my friends and I were out of there. We lasted six songs.

Paul McCartney

I saw Paul McCartney, one of the Beatles, and only cried once! I enjoyed this show a lot, but I enjoyed his show in 2013 a little more. I've noticed now that I'm 20, old, and cynical, seeing musicians for the second time loses a lot of the magic. My standards for a Good Show are also a lot higher than they once were.

I think my biggest gripe with this show was that he played more than a few of his contemporary releases. I just want to hear The Beatles all day every day, but that is only my personal preference. He played TEMPORARY SECRETARY, which was very cool. I screamed the chorus while all the old white people looked at me with disgust. Classic. He also played FourFiveSeconds, his 2015 song with Kanye and Rihanna. For a 74 year old man, Paul McCartney can fucking rip. He played for almost three hours and didn't even look a little tired. He told wonderful little stories about his time in The Beatles.

The most powerful part of this concert was when he played "Hey Jude". Singing the NA, NA NA, NA NA NA NAs along with thousands of people is very moving. This is naturally what brought me to tears. MUSIC IS AMAZING.

Weezer

I went into this show expecting nothing. It will be $50 I'll probably regret spending. Whatever.

What did I learn from this show? When you go expecting nothing, you will have a lot more fun. Weezer was VERY GOOD live. Their set list was almost flawless, perfectly blending all of their biggest hits along with songs off their most previous release Weezer (The White Album). They even encored with EL SCORCHO off of Pinkerton, one of my favorite albums ever. They had great stage presence. I was in the very last row of the venue and was screaming my lungs out. I've missed seeing Weezer two times in the past, and seeing them at age 20 was very worth the wait. I never thought I'd say this, but Weezer made my Summerfest 2016 experience worthwhile.

Until next year...